It's widely believed that light is the fastest thing in the universe. I, however, disagree with this. I think that Monarchy, the state of being a monarch, is faster than Light.
The reasoning behind it is this:
There cannot be more than one king or queen and tradition dictates that there be no gap between the reign of one king or queen and the next. So, when a monarch dies, the succession must therefore pass to their heir instantaneously.
Presumably, there must be some elementary particles - kingons, or possibly queenons - that do this job. However, succession can sometimes fail if, mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon.
It may be possible to send messages using these particles, modulating the signal by torturing a small king. Although, it's not advised because this would be treason.
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I saw on the news the other day, a dog that can genuinely skateboard. Frankly, I'm amazed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziDeUbifKIM
http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com/
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