As this is a first blog, I've got about a million things I want to say. I'll stick to just one.
Yes, the dreaded swine flu is rife and you're all going to die.
Stay indoors, lock up your children and wear six face masks, just to be on the safe side.
If caught out of doors when the beast rears it's ugly, snot ridden face, make sure you're carrying a can of common sense and spray liberally.
Stop panicking, fools.
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